Florida Man Stabs Daughter with Five-Foot Long Sword
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou think Miley Cyrus has a complicated relationship with her father? A Florida man and his daughter would politely say …
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Reporter Eats Jalapeno on Air, Lives to Tell About It
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSome ideas are great (e.g. Justin Bieber naked). Some ideas are terrible (e.g. Orlando Bloom as Batman). And some ideas …
Braves Fan Falls from Upper Deck During Rain Delay, Dies
Reading Time: < 1 minuteVery sad news this week out of Atlanta: A Braves fan who had been been waiting out a rain delay …
Woman Tries to Sell Wedding Cake “Disaster” on eBay
Reading Time: 2 minutesTake a long look at the following wedding cakes. See if you notice a difference. You might need to give …
Sinkhole in Florida: Buildings Collapse Near Orlando Theme Park Area
Reading Time: 2 minutesSections of a building at a resort near an Orlando, Florida theme park district collapsed into a sinkhole late Sunday, …
Testicle-Eating Fish: Spotted, Caught in Sweden
Reading Time: < 1 minuteCross your legs, male readers. We have some breaking fish news out of Sweden. A local fisherman surprised animal experts …
America’s First Sex Manual: Be Warned! Infants Covered In Hair!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteOh early America, the land of opportunity. The home of thoughts free from religious persecution. The birthplace of the idea …
Crocodile Swallows Wildebeest: Caught on Camera!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteEarlier this month in Vancouver, a black lab came to the rescue of a border collie. Unfortunately, however, not all …
Hyperloop: Literally Space Travel on Earth!
Reading Time: 2 minutesElon Musk’s Hyperloop, unveiled yesterday, is a concept designed to transport people at up to 800 miles per hour – …
1912 Eighth-Grade Exam Annihilates 2013 Test-Takers
Reading Time: 2 minutesIn 1912, eighth grade students were quizzed HARD on reading proficiency, arithmetic, grammar, geography, physiology, civil government and history. In …