Just when we thought Alaska’s most notorious ex-governor couldn’t get any more baffling, today we learned that Sarah Palin and her family got into a massive brawl at a party in Alaska!
The story is almost too incredible to believe, so we’re hoping some video emerges soon, but according to eye witnesses, it went something like this:
The Palins rolled up to some huge blow-out in their stretch Hummer (of course), and almost immediately upon arriving, Track Palin punched out some dude who had recently dumped his younger sister Willow.
Wackiness ensued, and the whole family got involved. One onlooker claimed Bristol has a “mean right hook” (We wish we were kidding.) and Sarah could be heard repeatedly screaming, “Do you know who I am?”
Sarah’s husband Todd ended up with a bloody nose and Track was last seen standing in the street shirtless flipping off the entire party – with Sarah standing at his side, of course.
Wow. We would’ve subscribed to The Sarah Palin channel if we’d known it was gonna feature this kind of trashy shenanigans!