Like the rest of America, Disney's anxious over 'Radar' launch

Radar may not have even launched yet (nor its website), but its upcoming expose on Disney’s themeparks has (mis)management atwitter. The article will look inside at the costumed Goofy’s, Donald’s and Mickey’s and their notorious ways when they aren’t posing for pictures with your little Billy.

In the piece, titled “Wild Kingdom,” Radar is set to air “tales of hard-drinking staff parties, cross-dressing and trying to get Cinderella in the sack.”

And that’s just the kids in fuzzy constumes! Just imagine what an expose on executive management would look like with all their money to pay for top shelf booze.