Paris Hilton Fakes Orgasm on Stage, Creates Wave of Sex Tape Nostalgia

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We don't want you to get all misty-eyed (or to need a tissue for any other reason, for that matter), but take a second and reflect on the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Was she the first person to record herself having sex? Of course not! Dudes have been sharing their sexual conquests with the world since the days of cave paintings.

Yes, porn had been around for a long time before One Night in Paris was released in 2004, but Paris changed the game when she ushered in the era of the celebrity sex tape. 

Without Paris there would be no Kim Kardashian sex tape. There might not even be a Farrah Abraham porn disguised as a sex tape.

So when Paris decides she wants to be a sex symbol again, the least we can do is give her a few seconds of our time:

Yes, that's Paris pulling a When Harry Met Sally on stage at her cousin's bachelorette party.

Who knew she had any acting talent? We can't help but feel a bit bad for the many, many dudes that have been with Paris in the past. 

After that performance they must be wondering if she's been faking it for years.

Look, we kid Paris because we love her. Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie have settled down and popped out some kids, but Ms. Hilton is still posting sexy selfies and keeping the party going well into her 30s. Vive la Paris!

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]