It is quite likely that this headline is not something you thought you would ever read. Rachel Uchitel and ordained minister in the same sentence? The #1 mistress of pro golfer Tiger Woods has officially become ordained.
How legal is this? TMZ is reporting that Rachel was ordained by the website Universal Ministries. Their motto: “We will ordain anyone, at no charge.”
Uchitel has a friend who is getting married soon and she wanted to be able to officiate the ceremony….so touchingly romantic.
We checked out the site to see how easy it is to become ordained and guess what…it only took me 5 minutes to read the fine print and fill out my application. You will be happy to know that this writer is now ordained.
For a mere $10 buck, they will send me just a regular printout of my ordination certificate, BUT… for $20 they will send a “fancy” certificate, their words – not mine.
Looking to get ordained? Head over to Universal Ministries and go for the whole nine yards and get yourself a fancy certificate too. They even claim that once you apply, you will feel totally differently about yourself…
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