23 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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From Apple to North and many, many others, Celebrities pick out some seriously ridiculous names for their kids. Check out the 21 most absurd ones ever given by the most absurd people.

1. North West

North West
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

2. Reign Aston Disick

Reign Aston Disick
Kourtney Kardashiand and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick.

3. Royal Reign

Royal Reign
Lil Kim also got in on the regal action this year. She named her daughter Royal Reign!

4. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Destiny "Miley" Cyrus
Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.

5. Apple Martin

Apple Martin
Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.

6. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
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Reign Aston? Boy or girl?

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Cute name lol=)

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hey, you forgot blue ivy....

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The babyseyebriws are drawn in with eyebrow pencil in the photo!!!

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Denim is actually A very cute name and shouldn't be compared to the others. My cousin named her daughter Denim Mae and it suits her. If she wouldn't have used it, I would!!!

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