24 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

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From Apple to North and many, many others, Celebrities pick out some seriously ridiculous names for their kids. Check out the 24 most absurd ones ever given by the most absurd people.

1. North West

North West
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

2. Apple Martin

Apple Martin
Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.

3. Kal-El Cage

Kal-El Cage
Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.

4. Reign Aston Disick

Reign Aston Disick
Kourtney Kardashiand and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick.

5. Royalty

Also going the regal route (and the unmarried one): Chris Brown has a baby with a model named Nia Amey. Her name is Royalty. Yes, #ROYALTY.

6. Kyd

Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.

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Reign Aston? Boy or girl?


Cute name lol=)


hey, you forgot blue ivy....


The babyseyebriws are drawn in with eyebrow pencil in the photo!!!


Denim is actually A very cute name and shouldn't be compared to the others. My cousin named her daughter Denim Mae and it suits her. If she wouldn't have used it, I would!!!

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