As you’ve probably heard by now, Tyga’s baby mama and longtime Kylie Jenner adversary Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are hooking up.
The same day the news broke, Khloe Kardashian slammed Rob Don Corleone-style on Twitter, accusing her younger brother of going against the family. Today, she made the point again, whilst wearing a Compton hat for added gangsterism:
Khloe posted that pic to Instagram early this morning with a caption reading "Never go against THE family."
Note the emphasis on "THE." Apparently the Kardashians are Ohio State now.
Anyway, it seems the Kard clan had gathered at the studio to assist Kanye with his forthcoming album, because there’s no way their input will turn one of hip hop’s most respected artists into a walking punchline.
It seems they took some time off from torpedoing Yeezy’s career to pose for the most badass pic ever taken by a bunch of women who sent back their avocado toast three times this morning.
It’s hard to find good help, ya know?
We mock the Kardashians not because it’s fun and easy (though it’s certainly both those things), but to make a point.
The whole family is pissed about Rob hooking up with Blac, when not a day goes by that one of them doesn’t do something equally ridiculous.
Take Khloe’s hat, for example.
We know she thinks she earned a ton of street cred from having sex with The Game, but let’s be real here folks.
We’re pretty sure you’re not allowed to rep a neighborhood when if you were dropped off there by yourself, you’d be weeping in a parking lot like Alicia Silverstone in Clueless within minutes.
Just sayin’, ladies – you’re all ridiculous, so maybe lay off Rob a little.