No, we're not talking about Rick Salomon going to town on that booty in the Paris Hilton sex tape. Although man, he definitely did a number on her.
We're referring to the $2 million burglary at Hilton's house last week in which the perpetrator was apparently caught by her many surveillance cams.
One of the cameras is apparently in Paris' closet.
The primary problem for authorities - the thief was wearing a mask, gloves, and a hooded sweatshirt. Cops still don't have a suspect in the case.
Post-robbery, Paris Hilton is mourning the loss of precious, irreplaceable jewelry.
Of the break-in, the moral-less heiress told Life & Style:
“I am devastated. I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that had such sentimental value that no one will ever be able to replace.”
Funny, she said something similar when her "storage locker" was robbed in early 2007. It contained this classic pic of Cisco Adler naked among other $h!t.