Like it or not, Page Six leads today by chronicling the the most recent chapter of the Rosie/Donald feud, [”Rosie Grosses Out Media Elite”] which has long ago ceased to grab our interest. Anyway, the item itself was sort of lame (something about Rosie raising eyebrows with her crass, lowbrow crotch-grabbing humor at last night’s Matrix awards) but we nevertheless found it to be an enjoyable read.
‘But why?’ you might ask. Because of the following two quotes, masterfully presented back-to-back.
“I was offended by how vulgar and common O’Donnell was,” said Robert Zimmerman, a Democrat active in progressive causes. “It was especially inappropriate with young people present.”
Brandon Holley, editor-in-chief of Jane magazine, said, “I wasn’t personally offended, but I thought it was fun to watch other people be offended.”
Um, amazing.
In fact, we’re so impressed that we’re going to go out and grab ourselves a copy of Jane magazine right now. Mostly because we’re suddenly convinced that Brandon Holley is the funniest person ever. But partly because we just kinda want to see that boob spread everyone’s been talking about.
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