As Madonna’s daughter Lourdes captures the public’s attention with news that – thanks to mommy’s lesbian kiss with Britney Spears – she’s suddenly become obsessed with gay issues, blogger Proceed At Your Own Risk has put together a list of Lourdes’ likely questions about her newfound hobby.
1. Mommy, are you gay?
2. Mommy, does man ass taste yummy?
3. Mommy, what paid more in the early eighties? Singing or prostitution?
4. Mommy, does it feel better to have another woman kissing your lips or your pussy?
5. Mommy, is Lesbian rape fun?
6. Mommy, is being raped by skinheads even more fun? Les
7. Mommy, how old do I have to be before I can have s&m orgies with supermodels and male prostitutes?
8. Mommy, what’s it like performing 69 with a dog?
9. Mommy, we’ve been offered a cool million to pose nude together on the cover of Vanity Fair. I’m game, are you?
10. Mommy, who’s my real daddy?
Curiously missing from the list: You and your pointy boob bra — I thought the dykes don’t wear bras at all?
LOURDES TOP TEN MOMMY QUESTIONS [Proceed At Your Own Risk]