And All The NYU Kids Ask, ‘Why Is It Never Us?’ 37328

This just in: 15 students at University of Berkeley ate some cookies laced with pot and are now hallucinating and can’t breathe and shit.

What? We didn’t even think you could get into Berkeley without proving you could handle a couple weed filled pastries. NYU students continue to curse the fact that they are at this moment pulling bongs filled with schwag they had to freakin’ pay for.

Berkeley students who got sick may have eaten marijuana-laced cookies [Court TV]