• Oh you funny little hipster people. You can keep up this “satire” charade as long as you like, but we know you really want to jam to I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass ???????? and the truth about Colin Farrell. [Stereogum]
• Now that Jessica Simpson is over that boy band cross dresser she can move on to a real musician. Adam Levine just love those sloppy seconds man. [Page Six]
• Madonna continues to bitch her way around the world by showing up late to Jean Paul Gaulteir’s show in Paris and acting surly when asked about recent personal scandal. Apparently Guy Ritchey is sick his dick being kept in a jar. [Page Six]
• Dr. Dre picks up Marsha Ambrosius of Floetry. She like oh my god can’t believe this most amazing opportunity evah. [MTV]
• One reporter claims that video game soundtracks greatly influence record sales, citing Fall Out Boy as an example. We’re sure it has nothing to do with the hypnotic repetition on MTV. [ArsTechnica]