Hollywood Wants Tom Cruise to Show Them the Money 37496

You know how Paramount dropped Tom Cruise because he sucks? Well, the actor-turned-placenta-eater found another group willing to invest in his “independent production company.” It all sounds kind of sketchy to us. Especially since his new investor also puts money into two other totally random entities: Six Flags and the Washington Red Skins.

Most of the article is filled with boring money business stuff that we really don’t have time to bother with, but, from what we can gather, Tom and First and Goal L.L.C have signed a two year agreement to pour a measly “well under $10 million figure” into Cruise-Wagner Productions for covering overhead and developing new projects.

According to the New York Times, the industry is not impressed.

Hollywood???s reaction? That???s a good start, but show us more.

Yeah, Tom, show us more. Like, show us Suri already!

Cruise Gets First Funds for Projects [Geraldine Fabrikant, New York Times]