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The problem with the term ???beautiful girl??? is that girls are rarely, if ever, beautiful. Girls are pretty and girls are cute ??? and that???s fine because there???s a time and place for cute (the age 16 and prom, respectively) ??? but they???re not beautiful. Women are beautiful. Women are sexy.

We???re reminded of how many people ignore that important distinction around this time every year: the lad mag ???Hot List??? season, when Maxim et al group together the names of every sad, drunk, Botoxed, sutured, bleached, commodified and infected girl in Hollywood and try to pretend the resultant stable has sex appeal. We???re sick of it, so we???ve compiled our own lineup of truly beautiful women.

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May 7, 2008 · Link · Respond

Because we don’t think they really work hard enough (school, jobs, internships … come on) we asked our interns Zack and Calista to waste some time browsing the geared-for-college-student sites Shock U and Office Pirates.

And while normally, we would have asked for a comparative essay, we then realized we would have to edit it. And we’re trying to do as little work as possible. Hello that’s why we have interns in the first place.

Read on after the jump to see what the hip, with it, barely 20-something kids are up to these days. If you need us we’ll be at American Apparel trying to figure out how to smuggle a couple guns and find some hos to pimp. Ok, fine, we’ll be shopping for leggings.

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Apr 24, 2006 · Link · Respond