Pain and Gain Review: A Roided-Out Crime Movie
Reading Time: 2 minutesPain and Gain is like if a Coen Brothers movie and a Scorsese movie had a baby and that baby …
Movie Reviews
Oblivion Review: We Won the War, But Lost the Planet
Reading Time: 2 minutesIn an era where most blockbuster action/thrillers have more loose ends than the before lady in a shampoo commercial, all …
The Place Beyond the Pines Review: An Early Oscar Contender
Reading Time: 2 minutesDerek Cianfrance has made another brilliantly pensive film about the failings of the human drive for progress in The Place …
Scary Movie 5 Review: The Death of the Franchise
Reading Time: 2 minutesScary Movie 5 is not a spoof. It’s not even a comedy. It’s a mess of very vague references to …
Evil Dead Review: A Very Bloody Engagment
Reading Time: 3 minutesEvil Dead has one of the most difficult names to live up to. The original film is a consummate cult …
Tyler Perry’s Temptation Review: A Mess of a Morality Tale
Reading Time: 3 minutesOh, Tyler Perry’s Temptation, where to begin? You were written in a single night, right? On Red Bulls and Adderall? …
Spring Breakers Review: Boobs, Beer, and the Party-Girl Ideal
Reading Time: 2 minutesHarmony Korine’s Spring Breakers is essentially a movie without a purpose. It’s a sensationalized film about sensationalism, and while it …
Django Unchained Review: There Will Definitely Be Blood
Reading Time: 2 minutesDjango Unchained may be receiving attention for its excessive use of the N-Word, and the body count in this Quentin …
Les Miserables Review: Russell Crowe Ruins Everything!
Reading Time: 2 minutesLes Miserables is an impressive cinematic achievement that remains true to the iconic Broadway production, changing scarcely a storyline or …
Liz & Dick Review: Wow, That Was Not Good!
Reading Time: 2 minutesContrary to popular belief, we don’t enjoy bashing Lindsay Lohan for the heck of it. We’d like to see her …