We’d known that Tila Tequila was pregnant since April, but given her history of compulsive lying, we kept expecting her to pull a basketball from under her shirt and laugh maniacally while spinning it on her finger.
Needless to say we’re shocked and pleased to report that late last night Tila welcomed a baby girl named Isabella Monroe Nguyen.
Yes, she thankfully didn’t saddle the little girl with the last name Tequila. And yes, she’s one of those women who’s fixated on Marilyn Monroe. We’re sure you’re shocked.
Tila’s lied about being pregnant in the past, so we’ll reserve our congrats until someone gets a picture of her Isabella, preferably with a birth certificate in the shot. Doesn’t count if the real mom is trying to wrestle her kid from Tila’s clutches.
As for the dad – Tila initially stated it was a man named Thomas Paxton Whitaker, but following an ugly breakup, she declared that Whitaker is not the father, and she’s actually unsure of the dad’s identity.
Does it sound like shade-throwing if we offer little Isabella the best of luck?