OMG, can you hear the fat lady singing? I am hoping this is one big rumor but, Laura McLaughlin(20) the god-daughter of Manchester United football team owner Sir Alex Ferguson, is reportedly expecting Pete Doherty‘s baby.
Laura is obviously one very confused girl and couldn’t possibly have heeded any guidance from her family whatsoever. Pete and Laura evidently met last year and spent a Sex filled weekend together in August. Clearly she must have been heavy into drugs because there is no way, unless you were a complete junkie, that you would hook up with Pete Doherty. I get the dry heaves just thinking about it.
McLaughlin has also admitted that she was a virgin before her love filled weekend puck with Pete and sadly their condom broke. Oh, hey one other thing, shhhhh….her parents don’t know yet so don’t tell them – pass it on.