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Mom-to-be Jessica Alba looks smoking hot in the pages of the February issue of Elle magazine. Too bad she has to open her mouth and ruin the illusion.

Alba is known for being brash and outspoken, and doesn’t disappoint in her interview with Elle, where she dishes on everything from meeting Zac Efron: “He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.” to turning 27 in April: “I’m anticipating it. I’m feeling old, yes…27 was when Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison all died.”

Not a fan of Jessica’s self-important attitude, just about anything she says in an interview annoys me.

“I’ve never used my sexuality. That’s not part of it for me. When I’m in a meeting, I want to tell you why I’m an asset, how I’m a commodity, how I can put asses in the seats, not, ‘There’s a chance you’re going to be able to f*ck me.’ That’s never been my deal.”

Yawn.

Let’s move on to the pretty pictures below.


More photos at Faded Youth