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Britney vs. Lindsay: Who Will Croak First?

By Author Free Britney

Published: Feb 12, 2015 at 12:04 PM

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Blender has calculated the time of death for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan through “super scientific” means to determine which pop tart will expire first.

Gerontologist Dr. David Demko:

“These ladies are in crisis. A serious break from public life is needed for reevaluating their lives. Their sanity (and longevity) depends on it.”

To find out who’s going to the grave first and when, continue reading this post.


BRITNEY SPEARS LINDSAY LOHAN

ESTIMATED LIFE EXPECTANCY

34 24

PROJECTED YEAR OF DEATH 2016 2010

So there you have it. Lindsay will be worm food six years before Britney. To see how they arrived at this conclusion, check out the super-scientific side by side calculations at Blender.

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Thanks Tom!