Dane Cook: “I just woke up. December 26th? I slept through Christmas again! That’s 10 years in a row. Damn. Sigh.”
Jenna Jameson: @TitoOrtiz got me the most amazing gift, I was blown away…It sparkles so bright it blinds me.”
Jenny McCarthy: “Trying to get motivated to get on the treadmill and run but my toenails are so long like wolverines.”
Pink: “I wanna do a shot of orange juice out of your belly button. #thingsiheardatbreakfasttoday”
Cher: “IF IT DOESN’T MATTER IN 5 YEARS……IT DOESN’T MATTER.”
Denise Richards: “The rumor about Charlie Sheen is not true. He is alive and on his way over to see his daughters. Thank u all for your concern…”
Kat Von D: “Whoa. Jesse just smiled at me in a way that, I swear, made the room brighter…”
David Spade: “feeling itchy. i can’t believe travelocity recommended i stay at Bed Bugs and Beyond. what a mistake.”
Kim Kardashian: “Best Christmas gift ever! Mason said KIM! Kourtney told me, I didn’t believe her and then he said it to me! I almost cried! Mama, dada & KIM! LOL”
Lady Gaga: “This is so darling! You make me so happy, I’m sending you monster kisses!” Check out the Christmas video for Lady Gaga from her fans:
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