Welcome to parenting in 2015.
So says one of the announcers in the following video, which features numerous sisters from Arizona State University's Chi Omega sorority attending an Arizona Diamondbacks baseball game.
Not that they're aware in the least that they're attending an Arizona Diamondbacks baseball game.
The young women are too busy making like Kim Kardashian, snapping selfies from various angles at every opportunity.
As you can see here, the footage turned into an impromptu version of Mystery Science Theater: 3000, as the women were caught in the act and mocked mercilessly by the men calling the game.
"That's the best one of the 300 pictures of myself today!" one announcer says.
It's really pretty amazing all around. See for yourself.