Sometimes moms are the friggin' best.
Case in point: Kris Jenner, who has weathered so many storms on behalf of of her daughters that she deserves if not a medal, then some sort of a Swiss spa getaway.
"You should not be paying for your son that is almost 30 years old to buy a house," Kim declared (it's hard to take someone seriously when they're wearing double braids and a feather number from Big Bird's Goth collection).
Kris was not amused.
"Drop him," Khloe added. "Cut the cord."
Khloe not defending Rob? This is an interesting turn of events (jk - it's public knowledge that she's not pleased he's with Blac Chyna).
Kris, fully aware that she sired these little sh**s, tried to diffuse the situation and not lose her cool.
"You guys can judge me all day long, I came here to have a nice dinner, so just…everybody relax," Kris said.
"You all have to have somebody to blame and criticize instead of saying, 'What's the problem?'"
"The problem is you!" Kim yelled.
Now you've done it, Kimberly. You've upset the apple cart.
"No, all of you can f--k off and go think of something else to talk about," Kris yelled.
"I've seen you guys through so much s--t that you do that I have to f--king put up with."
"I'm married for 72 days, really?" she reminded Kim of that marriage to Kris Humphries no one's supposed to talk about.
"That was normal."
This is amazing.
"I mean the s--t that we've all gone through, you guys can do anything you want and it's OK and I'm supposed to accept it all, and I'm going to do the same thing for him, so stop judging me!" Kris concluded.
While this is taping, Rob is sits comfortably in his family room while Blac Chyna Snapchats a healthy dinner.
Keeping Up With The Kardashians returns May 1st at 9pm on E!