For most people, hearing your parents bumping uglies is about as mortifying as it gets – now imagine how you’d feel if they were getting it on right on top of you.
Beyond disturbing, we know, but this is the exact experience Khloe Kardashian had when she was a kid.
In a clip from an upcoming episode of Kocktails with Khloe, the host recounts a story from her childhood when she hid under Kris and Bruce (now Caitlyn) Jenner’s bed and accidentally fell asleep.
“I was playing hide and go seek when I was younger, and I fell asleep under my mom’s bed, because no one went to find me – that was also sad,” she recalls.
But the story gets worse. MUCH worse.
"I woke up to the bed shaking and I was too scared to leave, so I had to wait for the whole thing," she said.
Fortunately, guests David Arquette, Kat DeLuna and Katie O’Brien refrained from vomiting on the spot.
When Kat wondered if maybe Khloe had been too young to understand what was happening, Khloe confirmed that she knew exactly what was going down because of the moaning.
"It was honestly wild," Khloe said.
She insists that to this day her mom feels bad about it, and the two of them talk about it all the time.
"I’m scarred for life," she confessed.
Khloe, you have our deepest sympathies.
Actor Taye Diggs also appears on this week’s episode – probably the biggest star the show has hosted thus far.
While early rumors suggested that Kocktails would be canceled after one episode, the FYI network in fact ordered 15 more episodes of the talk show.