We're very sorry, Lamar Odom.
We know how badly you want Khloe Kardashian back.
But the reality star just made a rather major change to her life that we're pretty sure entails your dream will never become a reality.
Based on her Snapchat stream and that of sister Kim Kardashian, Khloe has officially dropped Lamar's last name from her own name.
She's now back to being just Khloe Kardashian.
And her family helped the star celebrate... in delicious fashon!
“You guys, look what Khloé’s assistants got for her because she got a new passport without her old last name. It’s her new last name,” Kim said in a Snapchat video about the cake, which had “Happy Name Change!” written at the bottom in frosting.
“It’s a good day!” Khloé is overheard saying in another video of the sake.
For her, at least.
Khloe, of course, is involved in a serious romance with basketball player Tristan Thompson.
Odom, meanwhile, is recovering from the effects of a serious overdose in October of 2015 and is trying to get his life back in order.
It now looks like that life will not include any further banging of Kardashian, however.
Watch a video of the cake party below: