Jersey Shore Family Vacation: New Trailer Released!

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Remember back in November, when we told you that you'd see the familiar stars from Jersey Shore return to MTV and your television screen in 2018?

Well, it's 2018. And MTV has dropped a new trailer, teasing locations where we might see these infamous beach hooligans.

Honestly? This trailer, which you can watch below, looks bonkers.

Jersey Shore Threesome

"No," you say, backing away in disbelief. "No, it's 2018, and the only orange idiot on television is the one who somehow lives in the White House."

One, it's funny that you should say that, as you'll see when you watch the video below.

Two ... Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is a real thing that is happening in the year 2018.

And during the season finale of Floribama Shore, a show that sounds like a parody of Jersey Shore (and ... kind of is), MTV aired a new teaser trailer for the revival series.

Jersey Shore Family Vacation

Before you worry that these won't be the familiar faces that you remember, know that time has passed, but they wouldn't be doing this if they couldn't do a decent job of getting the gang back together.

Here's a list of returning castmembers:

-Deena Nicole Cortese

-Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio

-Jenni "JWoww" Farley

-Vinny Guadagnino

-Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

-Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Jersey Shore Family Vacation 2

Sammi Sweetheart is not returning. We're sure that he'll be missed.

In the new teaser for the show, MTV asks the real questions, like "Where the f--k they going?"

And they tease a number of possibilities:

"F**kin' New York? F**kin' Dallas? F**kin' Chicago? Ole F**kin' Faithful? F**kin' Miami? F**kin' Las Vegas? F**kin' Grand Canyon? F**kin' San Fran? Mt. F**kin' Rushmore? F**kin Seattle?"

As you watch the video below, try to decide for yourself which of these are actual destinations.

Or ... are all of them destinations?

Jersey Shore Family Vacation 3

Many of the stars are arguably different people than they were in their misspent youth.

We should mention, of course, that Vinny Guadagnino is one of the stars who's changed the most.

Remember when Trump tried to bash climate change and got roasted on Twitter?

One of the people tweeting at him was none other than the esteemed Mr. Guadagnino, who actually went on to get an education and is clearly better informed than and more competent than Donald Trump.

Seeing a reality star President get taken to task by another reality star is just ... part of the world in which we all live, now.

Oh, and speaking of the Orange Menace:

Jersey Shore Family Vacation 4

Though countless people would tune in, we cannot imagine that the Jersey Shore crowd meets with Trump.

And not only because he'd see their tans and assume that they're ... not the sorts of people with whom he freely associates.

But maybe they visit D.C. and, from a distance, muse about which of them might one day gain the confidence of a sizable minority of Americans and end up miserable in the Oval Office.

Or maybe they'll see the Washington Monument and start making dick jokes.

We'll all find out together.

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