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Sadly, the Night’s King isn’t the only White Walker making headlines this week, as Tom Hanks’ confused snowflake of a son, Chester (aka, Chet Haze) is continuing to make everyone uncomfortable with his mistaken belief that he’s a black man.

Over the weekend, Chet dropped a bunch of n-bombs on Instagram. In the video above, he defended his right to hurl racial slurs at the people he pays to pretend they like him. 

The horrendous clip above was accompanied by a several-hundred word screed in which Chet made it clear that he feels very, very strongly about the word "n–ga." Yes, it’s every bit as disturbing as it sounds:

"If I say the word nigga I say it amongst people I love and who love me. If I say "fuck yall hatin ass niggaz" it’s because that’s really how I felt at the time.

"You can hate me or love me for it, but can’t nobody tell me what I can or can’t say. It’s got nothing to do with trying to be a thug. It’s about the culture of the music. And that’s all I have to say about that (no pun intended) lol."

At least with the "all I have to say about that" reference (not exactly a pun, but whatever), Chet is acknowledging that his dad starred in Forrest Gump, which automatically makes Mr. Haze one of the top ten whitest people on the planet!

So just cool it, Chet. No one’s saying you can’t rap. We are, however, saying that you’re very clearly not African-American.

Look, Eminem recorded eight albums without dropping the n-bomb. Granted, your skills run more toward the Vanilla Ice/Iggy Azalea end of the spectrum, but even they knew not to pepper their lyrics with appalling racial slurs!

Hell, Iggy said tons of racist crap and no one really paid it any mind, because it wasn’t as bad as what you’re doing. Her career is dead not because she’s a racist, but because she has no talent.

All we’re saying Chet, is let your rap career die the slow, natural death it deserves. We want to laugh at you because you suck, not because you’re a racist. Is that so much to ask?