Earlier today, we revealed that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston were caught kissing on the beach - and had the pics to prove it.
Since the pair were out in the open and vulnerable to paparazzi, fans assumed this meant they were now a real and for true new couple.
Taylor split from her boyfriend Calvin Harris just a couple weeks ago, and most folks didn't see it coming.
Some rumors purported that Calvin was intimidated by her success while others claimed he "got bored." Others even suggested Taylor was put off by a dick pic of Calvin that somehow went public.
In an attempt to quell runaway gossip, Calvin took to Twitter just after the breakup to share just what his PR rep likely sent him:
“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect,” the DJ tweeted.
Oh, but how things have changed.
That diplomatic tweet has now been deleted, and Calvin unfollowed Taylor on Twitter and Instagram just before the pics of her and Hiddleston surfaced.
Soon after, Taylor did the same and removed past photos of Calvin from her Instagram account.
Sounds like some shiz is going DOWN!
But in public (the real world public, not the social media public, obvs), Calvin is playing it cool.
He was stopped by the paps today and asked how he felt about his ex hooking up with the British actor.
"All good, she's just doing her thing," he responded.
Listen, we're all human and we've all been through breakups.
And we also all know that unfollowing and deleting your ex on social media does not mean it's "all good."
It means I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AND NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR STUPID FACE AGAIN!!!
Duh. We don't know what kind of words were exchanged between the exes, but oh, how we'd love to get a peek at their texts.