Jersey Shore Reunion Recap: No Fist-Pumps Here

Jersey Shore Reunion Recap: No Fist-Pumps Here

Those hoping for major fireworks or knock-down, drag-out brawls on the Jersey Shore Season 2 reunion special last night came away sorely disappointed.

On some reality shows, the reunion special is the best part. It's when Teresa Giudice flips tables and labels Danielle Staub a prostitution whores. Not here.

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Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: Adios, Miami

Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: Adios, Miami

After some skirmishes but a lack of fireworks, the second season of Jersey Shore went out with a thud. Not really a bang. Pauly D didn't even try to get it in!

There was a trip to the swamp, a feud between friends, a last hurrah at the club, and a great line or two, but "Back Into the Fold" was more filler than finale.

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Jersey Shore Recap: The Worst Wingman Ever

Jersey Shore Recap: The Worst Wingman Ever

Last night's Jersey Shore was titled "Deja Vu All Over Again." Fitting, as the plight of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino continued for a second straight week.

After the self-proclaimed King of Pimps ran afoul of Snooki last week, he struck out with more girls, got the gang booted from da club and failed as a wingman.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Every Month, We Got a Situation

Jersey Shore Recap: Every Month, We Got a Situation

Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

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Vinny Guadagnino: Jersey Shore Sex Toy Model?

Vinny Guadagnino: Jersey Shore Sex Toy Model?

Yes, you read the headline right. Playgirl apparently offered Vinny Guadagnino $30,000 to make a cast of his manhood so they can reproduce it as a sex toy.

As the ever-classy Snooki told us, Vin is quite well endowed. The phrase "watermelon in a pinhole" was used. Jersey Shore quotes can be pretty repulsive.

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Jersey Shore Recap: She Got Game!

Jersey Shore Recap: She Got Game!

Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

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Vinny Guadagnino on Angelina Pivarnick Hookup: Whatevah!

Vinny Guadagnino on Angelina Pivarnick Hookup: Whatevah!

In the Jersey Shore lexicon, Angelina Pivarnick might qualify as a grenade. One of her co-stars' recent comments would seem to corroborate this statement.

After all, Vinny Guadagnino called the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island "more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island" and an "ugly b!tch."

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Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

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Vinny Guadagnino Biography

Snooki, Vinny and Mike
Vinny Guadagnino stars on MTV's Jersey Shore. Despite that fact, he appears to be a pretty good guy! Vinny is a self-proclaimed mama's... More »
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