Jersey Shore Recap: Every Month, We Got a Situation

Jersey Shore Recap: Every Month, We Got a Situation

Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

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Vinny Guadagnino: Jersey Shore Sex Toy Model?

Vinny Guadagnino: Jersey Shore Sex Toy Model?

Yes, you read the headline right. Playgirl apparently offered Vinny Guadagnino $30,000 to make a cast of his manhood so they can reproduce it as a sex toy.

As the ever-classy Snooki told us, Vin is quite well endowed. The phrase "watermelon in a pinhole" was used. Jersey Shore quotes can be pretty repulsive.

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Jersey Shore Recap: She Got Game!

Jersey Shore Recap: She Got Game!

Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

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Vinny Guadagnino on Angelina Pivarnick Hookup: Whatevah!

Vinny Guadagnino on Angelina Pivarnick Hookup: Whatevah!

In the Jersey Shore lexicon, Angelina Pivarnick might qualify as a grenade. One of her co-stars' recent comments would seem to corroborate this statement.

After all, Vinny Guadagnino called the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island "more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island" and an "ugly b!tch."

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Jersey Shore Recap: Cat Fights! Pink Eye! Reloaded!

Jersey Shore Recap: Cat Fights! Pink Eye! Reloaded!

"I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. That's the first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!" - The Situation

What was Mike referring to in one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes from last night? Hooking up with a chick at the club that was probably a dude, of course.

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Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

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Jersey Shore Recap: You're a Drunk Skank With No Job

Jersey Shore Recap: You're a Drunk Skank With No Job

Last night's Jersey Shore paled in comparison to last week's for the simple fact that the tired act that is Ronnie and Sammi overshadowed everything else.

Don't get us wrong, there were plenty of absurd scenes and Jersey Shore quotes to make it worth our while, but these two need to get their act together.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin' on South Beach Hard

Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin' on South Beach Hard

Creepin': adj. 1. To sneak about unnoticed and in mysterious fashion; typically but not necessarily to convey the message that one is a sexual being. 2. To cheat.

Last night on Jersey Shore, Ronnie continued his sleazy, drunken antics, Angelina sort of made up with peeps and Vinny may have done the unthinkable.

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Emilio Masella Wants to Fight Vinny Guadagnino

Emilio Masella Wants to Fight Vinny Guadagnino

Vinny Guadagnino allegedly hooked up with Snooki on Jersey Shore this season. Now her gorilla juicehead ex, Emilio Masella, is allegedly ready to throw down.

After learning that a drunk Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) climbs into bed with castmate Vinny, Emilio, who was dating the reality star at the time, vows revenge.

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Vinny Guadagnino Biography

Snooki, Vinny and Mike
Vinny Guadagnino stars on MTV's Jersey Shore. Despite that fact, he appears to be a pretty good guy! Vinny is a self-proclaimed mama's... More »
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