The long-anticipated divorce between former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and former beauty queen Shanna Moakler is now officially final.
According to online records obtained by TMZ, a judgment was filed in the couple's 2006 divorce case - which means they are now single and ready to ... probably have sex with each other and sort of be together anyway.
Stop us if you've heard this before: Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker have broken up.
The couple that makes Jason Wahler and Lauren Conrad seem stable are over for good finally, a source tells People magazine.
Will Jenna Jameson and Jay Grdina get back together next?
You just never know with celebrity couples, as proven by the reunion of what had been one of the more bitter break-ups in recent memory.
They've been through it all: divorce parties, MySpace bashing, herpes accusations.
Yet the love has remained. And now Shanna Moakler has confirmed to People magazine that she's officially reunited with her ex-husband, Travis Barker. But she's not pregnant.
Hey, if his career as a drummer doesn't work out, at least Travis Barker can count on success in this new line of... work. Good grief. Nice that they're getting along, but shouldn't Shanna Moakler be in stirrups or something for that kind of intimate examination?
In case you're wondering about the status of Shanna Moakler and her ex-husband, don't worry. The former beauty queen has cleared it up the only mature way celebrities know how:
For the record: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are NOT back together.
But that doesn't mean the former couple can't play tonsil hockey - at the very least - from time to time, right?
Hey, Shanna Moakler threw a divorce party recently.
So doesn't it make even more sense to gather friends and family together in celebration of the fact that her and Travis Barker didn't kill each other over dinner last night?
Travis Barker is nothing if not a tattooed rocker with a cool name. He's also kind of honest sometimes.
So when the former Blink-182 drummer was asked about his ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, over the weekend, he didn't hold back (as he rarely ever does). What was Barker's reaction to her claim that his "friend" Paris Hilton has herpes?
Now THESE are signs of a mature break-up:
First, Shanna Moakler is throwing a "divorce party" at the Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. And that's okay - for some, a crazy night in Sin City with hundreds of their closest friends is the way to get over a difficult time in life.
They survived a Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion without incident - does that mean there's hope for Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker as a couple?
Shana Moakler may have thought she got the last word on Paris Hilton, but leave it to Hugh Hefner to bring the two ladies together again.
The two blondes may not have made nice at the Playboy Halloween bash over the weekend, but they also didn't violently murder one another. And that says a lot. Especially when Travis Barker was also in attendence.
Really, Shanna Moakler? You fought over this guy?
We don't make things up, readers. When we say that Paris Hilton is a no-good socialite that isn't worth the cocktail napkins her hotels pay for, we mean it.
As for the skank factor, just take a look at her engulfing Travis Barker in this picture, the instant the Blink 182 singer isn't married:
Last week, Us Weekly reported that Travis Barker of Blink 182 fame and his wife, former Miss USA and Playboy centerfold Shanna Moakler, have decided to end their marriage of nearly two years. Now, Travis' online bashing of his estranged wife indicates that we might not hold our breath for an amicable separation between the stars of MTV's Meet the Barkers.
According to a diatribe on Barker's own MySpace page, he says that the "nanny is great" and "this nanny is also referred to as mommy at times."
