Mug Shot: Suge Knight

Hip hop mogul. Possibly the scariest man around.

Suge's real name: Marion. Yeah. Now you know why Suge Knight is such a hard ass. He must have gotten a hard time and developed a huge ass complex in his formative years because of his real name. Not that we blame him. That was pretty rough of the Knights.

In any case, he's had an interesting career, founding Death Row Records, spending time in jail, calling out Snoop Dogg as a Narc, dangling Vanilla Ice off a balcony, possibly boning Paris Hilton (who hasn't?) and getting knocked the eff out by Greg Smith. Props.