Another week, another episode of The Hills that could have used a dose of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who have just vanished from it with no explanation.
Amusingly, Speidi's real life drama is chronicled on the MTV show's official blog, despite no sign of them on the show in weeks, or acknowledgment of this fact.
Julianne Hough vs. Stephanie Pratt. Hmm. It seems like a bit of a fashion mismatch to us, at least on paper, but only your votes will establish whether that's the case.
The country singer and Dancing with the Stars alum proved she can be all sorts of Hollywood chic in a peekaboo mini with sharp shoulders and coordinating pumps.
We don't know what's more unfortunate, that this Max guy was set up with Stephanie Pratt, or that The Hills is coming out with Stephanie Pratt story lines now.
No disrespect to Stephanie Pratt, but ... Stephanie Pratt? Last night's The Hills, "A New Bird," focused largely on Spencer's sister. He was nowhere to be found.
Spencer Pratt is out of control. We've known this for some time at THG, but now it has gotten to the point where even his friends and family see he is losing it.
Last night's episode of The Hills, "This is Goodbye," focused on Heidi's husband's deteriorating mental health, as well as Brody and Kristin's renewed romance.
The second episode of The Hills' final season focused on nasty rumors and the b!tch who started them. Yes, we know that applies to pretty much every episode.
Lauren Conrad's non-sex tape and Speidi's involvement in spreading that story took up multiple seasons. Is Kristin Cavallari's "drug problem" the new version?
If you love The Hills, last night's premiere (Season 6, Episode 1) was a doozy. If you're so over The Hills by now, this episode is probably a classic example of why.
"Put on a Happy Face" featured Heidi Montag's family trying to do just that ... staring at her face and the rest of her body after 139 unnecessary plastic surgeries.
Spencer Pratt and wife Heidi Montag have been in the news a lot lately, conducting a personal stress test on the theory that any publicity is good publicity.
Between Heidi Montag's plastic surgery, Spencer's Twitter outburst at Audrina Patridge, Kate Hudson and others, his involuntary leave from The Hills, and her sexual harassment the show's creator, it's been a whirlwind of bad PR.
Stephanie Pratt is taking it all off for a good cause.
Bunnies. The Hills star and sister of Spencer Pratt is posing nude for a new PETA iPhone app called "Be Nice to Bunnies." The point of the naked advertisement?
With a growing fan base of tweens, Ashley Tisdale is on her way to a successful acting career. She recently signed on for a Sharpay Evans spin-off.
Stephanie Pratt, meanwhile, is on the way toward the end of her 15 minutes of fame. This upcoming season of The Hills, after all, will be the show's last.
Lea Michele is Glee's leading lady.
Stephanie Pratt is The Hills' leading annoyance.
Four girls moved to LA ... We watched them grow ... We watched them live and love ... Nothing stays the same forever ... But no one saw THIS coming!
The last season of The Hills, which begins later this month, is being hyped by the MTV tagline above. The journey is coming to an end ... but it's not over until its over.
Stephanie Pratt, annoying sidekick on The Hills and sister of Spencer Pratt, reached a plea deal with Los Angeles prosecutors in her DUI case Thursday.
The 23-year-old was sentenced to three years' probation, completion of a 12-week alcohol education program, as well as three AA meetings a week.
Clear the road. Stephanie Pratt will be back on it shortly.
Less than two months after being charged with DUI, The Hills star has had her license reinstated. That's good news for her, but bad for the rest of us.
Taking a break from getting bad plastic surgery, being annoying on The Hills and getting arrested for drunk driving, Stephanie Pratt posed for Maxim recently.
If girls who look like Spencer Pratt smoking and posing close to topless is something that turns you on, then boy, this photo spread is right up your alley!
One's a fake-tanned, drunk-driving sister of Spencer Pratt.
The other a world-renowned pop star and gossip staple.
The Hills star Stephanie Pratt entered a plea of not guilty to a charge of misdemeanor DUI this morning, and her lawyer says Spencer's sister will soon check in to rehab.
Pratt's lawyer said she will enroll in a 30-day residential facility. We'd have to imagine this is part of her way of seeking a lenient sentence for being a drunk driver.
It was a case of art imitating life ... or something. More like life imitating The Hills. No way that qualifies as art ... although these portraits are quite stunning.
Okay, we're off topic. Days before The Hills showed Stephanie Pratt confronting Holly Montag about her excessive drinking, Steph was popped for DUI in L.A.
She may not have been plastered like Holly Montag on last night's The Hills, but a .08 is a .08, period, so Stephanie Pratt was formally charged with DUI today.
After her arrest two Sundays ago in Hollywood, the sister of Spencer Pratt was given a breathalyzer and blew exactly the amount considered over the limit.
This week on The Hills, Justin-Bobby continued to play mind games with Kristin, Holly got plastered again and Jayde Nicole went absolutely insane on Brody.
As always, The Hollywood Gossip editorial board looks back at back the previous night's The Hills (as we do for The City) awarding and taking away points ...
Last night on The Hills, Justin-Bobby cast his familiar spell over both Kristin and Audrina, while Holly Montag was enraptured by something else toxic: Alcohol.
As always, The Hollywood Gossip looks back the previous night's episode of The Hills (as we do for The City) awarding and taking away points as we see fit ...
Before being busted for DUI, Stephanie Pratt was best known for:
The latter is the subject of a new spoof by Funny or Die, in which the irksome, useless sister of Spencer Pratt hosts a faux plastic surgery party.
Sunday morning's Stephanie Pratt DUI arrest took place following a wild and crazy night out at Empire to celebrate the birthday of Holly Montag, sister of Heidi.
Speidi was not on hand, although Stacie the bartender from The Hills apparently was. This was a Z-list party if ever there were one. Here's the three of them:
The Hills star Stephanie Pratt was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence early this morning in Hollywood, Calif.
The She-Pratt was busted this morning at 3:45 a.m. PDT.
Last night on The Hills, the gang threw a surprise party for Brody, Speidi bickered over kids, and Kristin and Justin-Bobby's fake relationship took a familiar turn.
As always, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back the previous night's installment of MTV's hit "reality" show, awarding and deducting points as required ...
