Over the weekend, the world learned the not-so-shocking news that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie have ended their relationship.
Nothing about the situation was surprising, including the fact that the breakup allegedly happened because Disick got caught cheating.
For some very strange reason, women keep wanting to have sex with Scott Disick.
This was our biggest takeaway from the recent news that the reality star had split from Sofia Richie after she learned he had cheated on her several days ago in Miami...
Scott Disick rose to fame, of course, as a cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Which is kind of ironic, it turns out.
Folks, this is serious.
We've said that before, we know.
Scott Disick likes more about Sofia Richie than just how cute she looks dancing in her underwear. He's crazy about her.
A report claims that Scott wants to get his 19-year-old girlfriend pregnant.
Scott Disick may not seem like the type of guy who's worth fighting over.
Sure it seems like Scott's alcoholism is relatively under control these days, but he's still a guy who's most famous for being terrible to the mother of his three children.
Despite reports that Kourtney Kardashian has warned Sofia Richie to stay away from her kids, it doesn't sound like Scott or the teen are paying her any mind.
In fact, the two of them have embarked on a romantic vacation ... and brought Scott's kids along. You know, like a family.
Remember that report of how Kourtney Kardashian warned Sofia Richie to stay away from her kids?
It doesn't appear that Sofia is listening. In fact, it sounds like Sofia is doubling down on trying to form a bond with Scott Disick's children.
When Sofia Richie and Scott Disick first got together, we thought we'd have cartons of milk that would last longer than this couple.
We mean, come on...
It sounds like Sofia Richie is getting on Kourtney's last nerve.
First, Sofia stole Kourtney's look. Now, it looks like she's trying to replace her by "playing stepmom" with Scott.
Sofia Richie wasn't even born when the movie Single White Female hit theaters, but she's being accused taking a page from the cult classic's screenplay.
According to an anonymous insider, Kourtney Kardashian believes Sofia is stealing her identity - and not in the ruined credit score way your grandmother is always worried about.
In many ways, Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are like an older, slightly more mature version of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez:
They've broken up more times than we can count; they appear to be terrible for one another, and yet it seems they're eternally unable to keep their distance.
Lionel Richie is not in denial.
He's well aware of what's going on between his teenage daughter and Scott Disick.
Scott Disick and Sofia Richie have been dating for so long that Sofia's had multiple hair colors during their relationship. These days, she's a brunette.
But Wednesday was the couple's first ever Valentine's Day together.
Kendall Jenner is usually the chillest member of the family, right?
Like she's not out there having meltdowns on social media, she rarely shares nude photos.
Scott Disick is crazy about Sofia Richie. it's no secret. Just look at the photo he shared of his girlfriend's butt.
A new report alleges that Scott Disick has been bragging about his sex life with Sofia Richie ... and shedding a little insight into what makes their relationship successful so far.
It's been over six months since we first learned that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie are dating, but we still just can't wrap our heads around it.
Maybe we just can't get over the idea that Scott and Kourtney Kardashian are really over for good.
Ah, Scott Disick.
Just when you think the Kardashian family's resident douche bro has reached his long-anticipated rock bottom, the Lord manages to find a new low.
It's the question that's been on the minds of at least two dozen people over the past several weeks:
With Sofia Richie very hot and confusingly heavy with Scott Disick, at least a handful of people have been wondering whether this couple will take things to the next level.
You think that you're having a bad 2017? Well, you are. All of humanity is. But imagine if, on top of everything, you have a beautiful teenage daughter who is dating notorious womanizer Scott Disick.
Well, that's what has Lionel Richie scared to death right now. Sofia Richie has been on a veritable world tour with Scott and her father is understandably worried.
It's never easy to see a recent ex move on with someone new.
Fortunately, unlike Kourtney Kardashian, most of us will probably never find ourselves in the position of being forced to star on a TV series with our ex's new significant other.
