If you had told us that at some point in 2019, there would be controversy involving a photo of Scott Disick and a very young female, our response would have been something along the lines of "no doi!"
But we woudn't have guessed the female would be his daughter, and we certainly never would have predicted the scandal would be racial in nature:
So, ya got any big plans for New Year's Eve?
Well, as excited as you might be about the idea of popping a bottle of Spumante and enjoying a midnight toast with your parakeets, it seems the Kardashian-Jenner family has outdone you yet again.
While Scott Disick flaunting his relationship with Sofia Richie has caused some problems in the past, things with Kourtney Kardashian are okay these days.
Actually, it's better than okay, since he went with his girlfriend and ex to vacation in Cabo with their kids.
Against all odds, Scott Disick and Sofia Richie have been dating for over a year now.
While the age gap remains more than a little creepy (Scott is 35; Sofia is 20), most folks in the couple's inner circle have grown accustomed to the romance.
Sofia Richie can't even legally buy a drink in the US, and Scott Disick is old enough and alcoholic enough that he's already sucked up all the booze the rest of the world has to offer.
But despite their age difference, Sofia has apparently assumed the role of Scott's stepmom.
Last week, Kourtney Kardashian taunted Sofia Richie with a dramatically posed "co-parenting" pic featuring her ex, Scott Disick.
It's not difficult to imagine that Sofia taking that photo a little personally.
They often say that Internet trolls weigh, like, 400 pounds and live in their mother's basement.
But Kourtney Kardashian is here to disprove that theory.
Sure, Scott Disick has been dating Sofia Richie for over a year, but if you think the relationship would enable him to finally overcome his obsession with Kourtney Kardashian, you don't know Disick.
There have been rumors lately that Sofia is dating Travis Barker.
Scott Disick has seen Kourtney Kardashian nude at least three times.
We know this because the former couple has three adorable children together.
Last week, the world was baffled when Kourtney Kardashian had dinner with Scott Disick and Sofia Richie.
Now, Scott and Kourtney have maintained close ties due to the fact that they share three kids together -- but Sofia?
According to a new report, there's more to Sofia Richie's fear that Scott Disick will cheat.
She's apparently given him an ultimatum.
Even though Sofia Richie, Scott Disick, and Kourtney Kardashian met for what must have been a very awkward dinner last week, Sofia has lingering concerns.
Her much older boyfriend shares three kids and years of memories with Kourt.
Scott Disick had a threesome with Kourtney Kardashian and Sofia Richie on Sunday night.
But not in the way he has likely fantasized about for the past year or so.
While it's true that Scott Disick is still banging a very hot model, he may have spent a night or two on the couch.
The self-styled Lord and Sofia Richie had a very public fight. There were tears.
Even though Scott Disick is still banging a very young model, it's been a while since he bragged about Sofia Richie on Instagram.
According to a report, this has begun to hurt Sofia's feelings.
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are both dating new people who are much, much younger than they are.
While the age differences are a little creepy, it's ultimately a good thing that Scott and Kourtney have found both found someone new to stroke their egos, as that will at least keep them away from each other ... or will it?
Scott Disick has been sure to use social media to remind Kourtney and the world that he is still banging a very young model.
His relationship with now-20-year-old Sofia Richie has lasted longer than anyone expected -- him included.
Love triangles are always difficult, but the whole situation gets even more complicated when two of the participants are pushing 40, and the third isn't even old enough to drink.
That's the lesson Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are learning the hard way these days, as Sofia Richie is apparently causing major problems for their co-parenting relationship.
You don't know what you've got until it's gone; the grass is always greener; the alcoholic baby daddy suddenly looks bangable again now that he's hooking up with a model who's half your age ...
We've all heard the cliches before.
Sofia Richie is finally no longer a teenager, but Scott Disick still wants the world to know that he's banging a very young model.
But banging can have some very natural consequences, and recently, the two reportedly experienced a pregnancy scare.
In case you haven't checked in on Scott Disick in a while, and you were hoping that his cradle-robbing relationship with Sofia Richie had quietly come to an end ... we have some bad news for you.
While Disick and Sofia did break up over the summer in a brief burst rationality, they've since resumed their ill-advised romance.
Against all odds, Scott Disick is still dating Sofia Richie.
So you'd think the Lord would be done obsessing over his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, and would instead be focused on his cradle-robbing relationship.
