Christine Burke and Scott Disick: Dating!
Scott Disick has done a lot of sleazy things over the years (You don't earn the nickname "Douche Lord" by being a standup guy), but nothing tops Scott's years of mistreatment of Kourtney Kardashian.
Now that they're officially broken up (Scott's attempts to win Kourtney back have been derailed by booze and the fact that he's awful.), you might think that Disick would tone down the sleaze a bit, if only for the sake of his kids. You would be wrong.