Once again, the incomparable Stephen Colbert has taken the time out of his hit Comedy Central show, The Colbert Report, to tackle more important issues. It's been a hell of a week. Who (and what) makes the latest edition of the "On Notice" board? Let's see...
Get ready for our next headline: Nun Actually Likes Tricia Helfer Nude Pics.
You see, Michael Corcoran is a music critic in Austin, Texas. Supposedly, he knows a lot about the industry as Lauren Conrad knows about fashion.
Maybe Sanjaya Malakar will finally lose a vote now.
While the American Idol contestant's hair - and really poor singing voice - is all the rage over on FOX, Will Ferrell is skating up an afro-themed storm on the big screen. Currently starring in the movie, Blades of Glory, alongside Jon Heder, Ferrell's mop top may be the only thing that actually defeats Malakar in the near future.
Apparently, a few people sang on American Idol last night.
That's what we've been told, at least. But forgive us by being distracted by Sanjaya Malakar; or, more specifically, his hair. If that's what you can even call last night's mohawk-like mop atop his head.
Sanjaya Malakar survived to sing poorly for another week after last night's American Idol results show.
This may make the stomach of many fans turn - but it makes one particular one grumble for food. And, no, we're not talking about Nicole Richie.
And by "fight," of course, we mean "sing as badly as Brooke Hogan."
On American Idol last night, viewers continued to have a brain freeze. Sure, Sanjaya Malakar was included in the bottom three finally ... but apparently he wasn't considered a worse vocalist than Brandon Rogers.
