Jersey Shore Recap: Every Month, We Got a Situation

Jersey Shore Recap: Every Month, We Got a Situation

Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

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MTV VMAs Fashion Face-Off: Snooki vs. Sammi

MTV VMAs Fashion Face-Off: Snooki vs. Sammi

We profiled the men of Jersey Shore and their collective abundance of hair gel earlier today. Now it's a style showdown featuring a pair of their female co-stars.

Looking like an extra from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi showed us why she doesn't check off "white" on job applications.

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Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

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Sammi Giancola Bolts Jersey Shore After FINALLY Learnin' About Ronnie Magro Creepin'!

Sammi Giancola Bolts Jersey Shore After FINALLY Learnin' About Ronnie Magro Creepin'!

The rest of us have known about it for weeks, but Jersey Shore star Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola reportedly left the show late last week after watching some early Season Two episodes that reveal Ronnie Magro creepin' on random hoes.

As we've seen pretty much all season so far, Ron has been getting absolutely rip$h!t drunk, mauling any grenade or land mine in sight, then crawling back in bed with Sammi. It's an ugly situation. He's extremely dirty and she's pretty naive.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin' on South Beach Hard

Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin' on South Beach Hard

Creepin': adj. 1. To sneak about unnoticed and in mysterious fashion; typically but not necessarily to convey the message that one is a sexual being. 2. To cheat.

Last night on Jersey Shore, Ronnie continued his sleazy, drunken antics, Angelina sort of made up with peeps and Vinny may have done the unthinkable.

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Sammi Giancola Biography

Sammi and Ronnie
Sammi Giancola stars on Jersey Shore. She's kind of a ... well ... No one likes her. Not even Ronnie Magro, her boyfriend. She's just... More »
Birthplace
Hazlet, New Jersey
Full Name
Sammi Giancola