Sammi Giancola in 2022

Sammi Giancola stars on Jersey Shore. She's kind of a ... well ...

No one likes her. Not even Ronnie Magro, her boyfriend. She's just kind of painful. Despite her nickname "Sweetheart," and her claims to be the sweetest bitch you will ever meet, only the latter is true.

Sammi hails from Hazlet, New Jersey. We hereby dub her the Horror of Hazlet, because that's pretty much one's experience watching her on television. We can only imagine living with this girl.