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Sam Lutfi is a close friend of Britney Spears. Some believe that Sam Lutfi is trying to help Britney Spears get her act together, others believe he is one of many "enablers" contributing to her disastrously negative lifestyle.

Oh, who are we kidding, no one believes he's just a friend and doesn't have ulterior motives. He has a seedy past, that's for damn sure. His real name is Osama! Really!

No one knows where he came from (the date of birth listed above is not confirmed, nor is his supposed birthplace of Los Angeles) or how he became Spears' confidant, and the exact nature of his relationship with Britney is not known.

But this is for certain: Sam Lutfi (sometimes incorrectly spelled Sam Lufti) is one of many random loons in Brit's life, and we can't get enough of tracking his every evil move.

What he's up to exactly, we don't know. But lawyers for Kevin Federline are trying to find out as we speak. Sam and Britney's dad are also in a legal battle over control of the singer as she gets help for her bipolar disorder at UCLA.

We have been able to find more and more pictures of the creep after months of searching, at least. So peep all the Sam Lutfi you can handle!