R. Kelly? Simply put: The man is a freak and he ought to be in jail for lots of years. His given name is Robert Sylvester Kelly. Really. What a douche. After the R. Kelly sex tape was examined at great length and brought to court, we hoped the pedophile would be convicted and sentenced to time behind bars. A lot of time behind bars. But alas, he got off... and we mean in the sense of the jury releasing him in this case.

We did like the song "I Believe I Can Fly," however.