IT'S A NEW PHOTO OF ROYAL BABY ARCHIE!!!!!!
Prince Harry celebrated a pair of milestones on Sunday:
1. His 35th birthday.
Meghan Markle & Prince Harry: Moving to California?!
We probably don't need to tell you that Hollywood and Buckingham Palace don't have an awful lot in common.
One is the last bastion of an outdated institution -- a place where people born into fabulous wealth and privilege spend their days basking in the adulation of the peasant classes.
Meghan Markle: DONE With Maternity Leave! Snubbing the Queen!
Back in May, Meghan Markle welcomed her first child.
But because she lives in a civilized nation where you can stop off for some bangers and mash without fear of some dodgy wanker blowing your bonce off, Meghan was able to take a full four months of maternity leave.
Prince Harry FINALLY Speaks Out on Private Jet Controversy
Last month, we reported on the widespread allegations of hypocrisy leveled against Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
The trouble started when the couple took a jaunt to the South of France to hang out at Elton John's palatial estate for a few days, as one does.
William and Kate Officially Cut Ties with Harry and Meghan
Prince William and Kate Middleton have made it official:
They really despise Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
Meghan Markle: Is Harry Dragging Her to His Ex's Wedding?!
Before he settled down with Meghan Markle, Prince Harry was considered by many to be the world's most eligible bachelor.
Our apologies to royal traditionalists, but at his peak, Harry put Leo DiCaprio and his infamous P-ssy Posse to shame.
UM, Prince William & Kate Middleton Just Flew Commercial
I must say, I don't think air transportation has ever been as stressful of a matter as it is right now for the royal family.
After Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were recently under fire for taking private jets on vacation, Prince William and Kate Middleton are now flying (eek!) commercial.
Ellen DeGeneres: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Good People, So STFU
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are vocal environmentalists who have been accused of hypocrisy for taking a private jet.
Sir Elton John already defended the royal couple, and he did not mince words when slamming the shameful tabloids.
Elton John: Stop Taking the Piss Out of Meghan Markle, You Wankers!
For those who aren't fluent in Brit-speak, the headline roughly translates "to please stop denigrating the Duchess of Sussex, you chronic masturbators."
And why is Elton John standing up for Meghan Markle, you ask?
Meghan Markle: Feeling Trapped in Troubled Marriage?
When we see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle appearing at royal engagements and glad-handing with the peasants, the couple is all smiles.
But according to a new report from Radar Online, the couple's demeanor is decidedly different behind closed doors.
Prince Harry: To Save the Planet, I'll Have THIS Many Kids
Longtime fans of the Duchess were thrilled to see Meghan Markle's British Vogue takeover.
Within the magazine's pages, Prince Harry sat down with the legendary conservationist, Dr. Jane Goodall.
Meghan & Harry: Are Their Neighbors BANNED From Talking to Them?!
There are many downsides to being a member of the British Royal Family.
Upper lip stiffness must be maintained at all times; improper curtsying is enough to earn a firm tongue-lashing; and you have to pretend to be impressed every time Prince Charles starts name-dropping cricket players he's gotten drunk with.
Meghan Markle: Is She Keeping Baby Archie Away From the Royals?
Hard to believe, but it's been two months since Meghan Markle gave birth to baby Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.
(His name is also a bit difficult to fathom, but we'll leave that conversation for another time.)
Meghan Markle: Slammed for Weak-A$$ Prince George Birthday Tribute
Prince George turns six years old today.
But while the future King of England is hopefully enjoying a very happy birthday, one thing has become apparent:
Prince Harry to Meghan Markle: Get Therapy Before You LOSE IT!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle seem to have it all -- the royal titles, the bouncing baby boy without a royal title, the quaint, whimsically-named cottage far from the prying eyes of the London tabloid media.
But they're also under far more pressure than most new parents, and we're sure at times, it can all get to be a bit much.
OMG! OMG! Meghan Markle Just Met Beyonce!!!!!
Prince Harry & Prince William: Feuding Over How to Raise Archie?!
For months now, we've been hearing rumors about a feud between Prince William and Prince Harry.
The causes for the alleged dispute vary wildly from one source to the next, but insiders seem to concur that there's some bad blood between the two princes.
These Archie Harrison Christening Photos are Royally Adorable
For Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, it's official.
And also so gosh darn precious.
Archie Harrison Christening Details: Everything We Know!
Archie Harrison is extremely cute and very loved.
This much we know.
Meghan Markle: I'm Heading to Africa ... With Baby Archie in Tow!
It's been less than two months since Meghan Markle welcomed her first child -- a boy named Archie.
And ever since, the tabloid media has been clamoring for new information or perhaps even a candid photo of mother and son.
Meghan Markle: Did She REALLY Upgrade Her Engagement Ring?
Sometimes a couple meets and gets married when they're both young, under-employed, and broke.
Later in life, once they've accumulated a little disposable wealth, they may decide that the rinky-dink vending machine ring the guy proposed with could stand to be classed up a bit.
Harry & Meghan: Caught Throwing Birthday Shade at Prince William?!
Last week, Prince William celebrated his 37th birthday.
It was a relatively low-key affair (by royal birthday standards), but all of the important figures in the future king's life paid their respects.
Prince William & Prince Harry: Did They Just Cut Ties For Good?!
For months now, reports of a feud between Prince William and Prince Harry have been dominating British tabloid headlines.
Alleged causes of the spat vary from one outlet to the next, but the consensus seems to be that the formerly close brothers had a falling out sometime in the past two years.