Katie Holmes: Prisoner?

Quote-unquote rock music performer. That's Pete Wentz. For awhile he was not dating Ashlee Simpson. Or maybe he was. He wouldn't say. Then he may or may not have gotten engaged to, knocked up, then married her pregnant, talentless ass. You gotta love Pete Wentz. Guy has a penchant for secrecy.

The guy's full name is Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, and he wears makeup, which makes him a bit of a douche. However, he has carved a damn successful music career for himself, while we write celeb gossip for a living, so we really can't talk. Hopefully Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have a happy life together.

Pete Wentz Quotes

The first time we really hung out she flashed me.

Pete Wentz [on Ashlee Simpson]

She's kind of like a super-assistant that you can have sex with.

Pete Wentz [on Ashlee Simpson]