Worst. Threesome. Ever.

Worst. Threesome. Ever.

When it comes to threesomes, there are great ones and there are artistic ones.

Then, there are the groupings that blow more than Paris Hilton on a Saturday night.

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Heidi, Spencer & Perez: Worst. Threesome. Ever.

Heidi, Spencer & Perez: Worst. Threesome. Ever.

For a man who once criticized the current President of the United States for the company he keeps, Perez Hilton is setting the bar surprisingly low even by his standards.

Don't get us wrong, the celebrity gossip blogging king and the entity known as Speidi deserve each other. But you'd think all parties could find at least one other friend.

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Perez Hilton Does Britney Spears

Perez Hilton Does Britney Spears

Not in the sexual sense, of course.

You know the man doesn't swing that way - which isn't to say there's anything wrong with that, or that his moves in the homemade video featured here aren't sexual in nature. For what it's worth, Perez sure can shake it.

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Perez Hilton Guest Stars on Privileged

Perez Hilton Guest Stars on Privileged

Say what you will about Perez Hilton (and we've said plenty), the man has become not only a very successful celebrity gossip blogger but a bona fide celebrity.

He's become so big a star that he's playing himself on TV shows ... ironically, in this case, the same show as his nemesis Lauren Conrad recently appeared on.

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Perez Hilton Coming to Privileged

Perez Hilton Coming to Privileged

Much as we like to rip on Perez Hilton, the man is a bona fide celebrity these days. His gossip site getting millions of hits is almost an afterthought.

On November 11, the celebrity gossip blogger will be making a cameo - as himself, Lauren Conrad style - on Privileged, the CW's newest hit show.

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Perez Hilton Talks About Celebrity Gossip Career

Perez Hilton Talks About Celebrity Gossip Career

Note to kids out there: Who needs education? Just draw semen on photos of celebrities and one day, you too can be interviewed by Martha Stewart.

Yes, the celebrity gossip blogging god known as Perez Hilton talked all about his life and his burgeoning career with Stewart on her show this week.

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Perez Hilton: A Hilarious Penis Artist

Earlier this week, we asked readers what they find so funny or unique about Perez Hilton.

We were inspired to see that a majority of respondents agreed with our assessment that this celebrity blogger may receive a number of hits to his website - but his posts are uncreative and mean-spirited.

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Perez Hilton is an Absolute Genius

Earlier today, The Hollywood Gossip staff had the temerity to refer to Perez Hilton as "uncreative and unfunny."

In response, defenders of the blogger have pointed to jealousy as the obvious reason why we'd call Hilton out. One of his fans said we were meaner than Perez. We wonder if this same individual also thinks John McCain is running a better campaign than Barack Obama.

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Perez Hilton: Would You Hit That?

After three ladies, The Hollywood Gossip is proud to present the first male subject of Would You Hit That? - our newest recurring feature.

Say what you want about Perez Hilton's opinions - the celebrity gossip blogger has crossed over and is a bona fide celebrity in his own right.

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The Kind of Company Perez Hilton Keeps

Perez Hilton likes to slander Barack Obama by pointing out the political views of people the candidate knows, but who aren't running for any office.

You can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep, the infamous celebrity gossip blogger states. The rotund one is right, but only to a point.

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The Hollywood Gossip Calls Out Perez Hilton

We love politics at The Hollywood Gossip, but we tend to keep our posts geared towards Ashley Dupre, or George W. Bush and the Easter Bunny.

In other words, we try to keep opinions to ourselves and focus on humor or scandal. Other celebrity gossip sites, however, can't help themselves.

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Evil Stars Collide: Perez Hilton, Sam Lutfi Party at Area

Sometimes, the planets align and the worst people in the celebrity gossip world all congregate in one place. You never know when or where these moments will take place, but when they do, one cannot help but be in awe.

In this case, it's an orange-haired, slimy, acne riddled Mario Lavendeira, a.k.a. Perez Hilton, partying at Area over the weekend with quasi-namesake Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, and none other than Osama (Sam) Lutfi.

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Perez Hilton Biography

Perez on Privileged
The notorious Perez Hilton, a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira, is a popular celebrity gossip blogger who is biased and friends with many... More »
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