Jersey Shore Recap: Vinny vs. Angelina vs. Common Sense
They... are... back!
Well, they were back.
They... are... back!
Well, they were back.
Buckle up, readers!
Because on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation last night, one cast members was unbuckled from his seat in the car and prepared to exit...
Snooki ihas always been quite the character. As we've seen on the new season of Jersey Shore, not everything has changed.
But these days, Snooki is a mother.
Jersey Shore: Family has been all about relationships on Season 2.
We've watched as Ronnie and Jen Harley have screamed and yelled at each other, with fists and saliva occasionally flying back and forth between the parents of poor little Ariana.
On Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, one key cast member spent a lot of time away from his fellow stars...
... while another took things a step further and decided to spend no time at all with anyone moving forward.
If you've been watching the current season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, you may have noticed that something about the show is a bit ... off.
And we're not talking about the fact that Ronnie's baby mama makes the rest of the cast look downright sophisticated by comparison, or the mystery of how Mike is able to casually consume 4,500 calories at each meal.
So... how did Jersey Shore follow up THAT episode?
How did Jersey Shore match the intensity and drama of Jen Harley spitting on her baby daddy and having to be restrained by security a week ago?
If you're a fan of Jersey Shore, you had likely read all about it by this point.
For the cast members on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, what happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas.
It gets broadcast to millions of viewers each week!
Angelina Pivarnick's brief stint on Jersey Shore Family Vacation was probably a ratings stunt coordinated by the show's producers, and not -- as it was framed -- a brainchild of prank war champion Pauly D.
The Rob Kardashian of Staten Island injected some much-needed drama into the proceedings, but last night, she was told to pack her garbage bags and head back north.
Since well before the insane Jersey Shore: Family Vacation trailer aired, fans have been eager to see their favorite disasters back on screen.
And one season clearly wasn't enough. MTV knows that.
Ever been to a party that's so boring you wind up praying for someone to spice up the festivities by throwing a cake at a ceiling fan or something?
That's essentially what Pauly D did during last week's episode of Jersey Shore Family Reunion when he secured his title as prank war CHAMPION by inviting Angelina Pivarnick to the South Beach house.
Back in 2009, Jersey Shore became TV's ultimate guilty pleasure thanks in large part to the willingness of its twenty-something castmates to put their various organs in harm's way for our amusement (livers, genitals, irradiated leathery skin).
But will the schtick play as well now that they're in their thirties and most of them have kids?
Jersey Shore Family Vacation made its long-awaited debut on MTV last night, and the consensus among viewers seems to be that while the guidos and guidettes didn't quite deliver the same bonkers energy and smush-room shenanigans of their initial run, it was nice to check in with TV's most heavily spray-tanned cast.
Of course, not everyone was able to make it to South Beach to enjoy all the fist-pumping and facial fillers.
By now, we've all seen the insane new Jersey Shore: Family Vacation trailer.
But how exactly did that come to be?
Currently, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is in Miami, filming Jersey Shore: Family Vacation with her famous frenemies.
We imagine she's enjoying the break from reality almost as much as Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (who's currently facing 15 years in prison for tax evasion), as Snooki has some serious issues to face when she gets back home.
Rumors that Snooki and Jionni LaValle are headed for divorce have been circulating non-stop several months now, because apparently a surprising number of people still care what the former stars of Jersey Shore are up to these days.
Of course, the vast majority of those people didn't tune into the recent Jersey Shore reunion special which tanked in the ratings, but that's a different story...
When Snooki and Jionni LaValle got married back in 2014, they truly defied the odds.
No, not because of that dumb "don't look for love on the Jersey Shore" mantra that some of Snooks' roommates tried to make happen back in Season 1, but because of the circumstances under which their relationship began.