Judge to Snooki: You're a Lindsay Lohan Wannabe!

Judge to Snooki: You're a Lindsay Lohan Wannabe!

What's more humiliating than drunkenly falling head first into the sand? Being compared to Lindsay Lohan. That's a lesson Snooki learned in court today.

The Jersey Shore star appeared before a judge to face charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from her July arrest for getting too wasted during filming.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Cat Fights! Pink Eye! Reloaded!

Jersey Shore Recap: Cat Fights! Pink Eye! Reloaded!

"I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. That's the first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!" - The Situation

What was Mike referring to in one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes from last night? Hooking up with a chick at the club that was probably a dude, of course.

Posted in: JWOWW
Jeff Miranda to Snooki: Marry Me!

Jeff Miranda to Snooki: Marry Me!

Jeff Miranda wants to become Mr. Nicole Polizzi.

The romance between Jersey Shore star Snooki and her new boyfriend, an Iraq War veteran, has gotten so serious that he has decided to propose.

Posted in: Celebrity Weddings
Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

Posted in: Jersey Shore
Snooki is Criminally Annoying

Snooki is Criminally Annoying

We realize the headline above sounds obvious, but it's not just an opinion this time!

New Jersey prosecutors have hit Jersey Shore's most recognizable guidette with the hilariously real and appropriate charge of being a criminal annoyance.

Posted in: Snooki

Jeff Miranda is Dating Snooki

Snooki from Jersey Shore has a new boyfriend: Jeff Miranda of Millstone, N.J.

It was love at first boardwalk: The reality star was spotted smooching her new man this weekend by the shore in her home away from home, Seaside Heights.

Posted in: Snooki
Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin' on South Beach Hard

Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin' on South Beach Hard

Creepin': adj. 1. To sneak about unnoticed and in mysterious fashion; typically but not necessarily to convey the message that one is a sexual being. 2. To cheat.

Last night on Jersey Shore, Ronnie continued his sleazy, drunken antics, Angelina sort of made up with peeps and Vinny may have done the unthinkable.

Posted in: JWOWW

John McCain is on Team Snooki

Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki from Jersey Shore, has found an unlikely ally in U.S. Sen. John McCain. Ally for what? Nothing really. But he's on Team Snooki!

In a radio interview yesterday, the former GOP Presidential candidate offered his opinion on the July 30 disorderly conduct arrest of the MTV reality star.

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Snooki to Angelina Pivarnick: You Suck!

Snooki to Angelina Pivarnick: You Suck!

Early in Season One of Jersey Shore, Angelina Pivarnick got fired from the boardwalk T-shirt shop, tossed her belongings in the trash and fled Seaside Heights.

None of the other cast members cared.

Posted in: Jersey Shore

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi
Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki