Jersey Shore Recap: Sloppopatumus Unclogged!

Jersey Shore Recap: Sloppopatumus Unclogged!

In the aftermath of Sammi's exit from Jersey Shore last week, Ronnie was down in the dumps. The rest of the gang seemed focused more on absurd pranks.

Despite the title, "The Great Depression" was lighter fare than more recent episodes, with fewer epic meltdowns and more bathroom humor - quite literally.

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Jersey Shore Recap: She's Finally Outta Here!!!

Jersey Shore Recap: She's Finally Outta Here!!!

This week's Jersey Shore marked the departure of Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola. A permanent exist, we think - and hope - after the fight to end all fights.

As much as we aren't sorry to see her go, we'll give her this much - she went out in style after a blowout with Ronnie Magro that exceeded even their standards.

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Snooki Crushes on George W. Bush

Nicole Polizzi is not known for her discerning tastes. Sexually, she'll get with almost anyone/thing. Last night on Jersey Shore, JWoww gave Snooki a "boner."

To that end, at the Washington Auto Show this week, Snook was asked if President Barack Obama or predecessor George W. Bush was cuter. Her response:

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Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty?!

Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty?!

Snooki met a new juicehead, Pauly D made amends with his stalker, Ronnie bled out of a major orifice and broke up with Sam, again, on last night's Jersey Shore.

Perhaps most notable, though, was Snooki's marine biology expertise. Thanks to Nicole Polizzi, we now know why the ocean is salty. Nasty whale sperm, obvi.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Sound the Grenade Whistle!

Jersey Shore Recap: Sound the Grenade Whistle!

The gang invented a new means of extracting grenades, Deena revealed her inner freak, Sammi and Ronnie came to blows (again), Snooki bought a stripper pole and so much more in an epic night of Jersey Shore debauchery.

Just when you think they can't outdo themselves once again ...

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Snooki is Not Smart

Snooki is Not Smart

In case you missed it, Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley are getting a spinoff series. One that will show just how unintelligent the Jersey Shore stars are.

Snooki and JWoww will confront new challenges on the new show, as we told you yesterday. But we didn't realize the true extent of those challenges.

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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi
Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki