Nicole Richie Mug Shot

Nicole Richie is the daughter of... wait, where did she go? Nicole? Hello? Anybody hear us? Oh, there you are - almost lost sight of Nicole Richie there. You can see why, since she is two-dimensional and weighs 45 pounds.

Oh. Snap.

Nicole Richie had a tough 2007, getting arrested for DUI (for like the second or third time) and spending a whole hour in jail. She has no real career.

She did get engaged to Joel Madden, who knocked her up, though, which was cool. Nicole Richie gave birth to a baby named Harlow in January 2008. Harlow Winter Kate Madden is her daughter's full name. Congrats on that.

Lionel Richie is now a proud grandfather. Now if only he could get Nicole to eat the occasional burger ...

Nicole Richie Quotes

He is a good man, he is cool. He is just a great person overall.

Nicole Richie [on Barack Obama]

Nicole Richie: I’m 26. I’ve definitely had a very eventful year. So right now, it’s about me enjoying my time with my daughter. I want five children: twin boys and three girls. I’ve wanted that since I was a little girl.