Mildred Patricia Baena

Mildred Patricia Baena, Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid-turned-mistress and secret baby mama, doesn't get a lot of ink in his self-proclaimed tell-all book.

In fact, he pretty much glosses over the whole affair.

Arnold Schwarzenegger defended his mistress last night on 60 Minutes and said the money he paid Mildred Baena was not hush money, as CBS' Lesley Stahl phrased it.

Will Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mildred Patricia Baena, whose love child marked the end of his marriage to Maria Shriver, reunite in person?

The two have kept in contact recently, according to reports, but only by telephone, and while a face-to-face reunion with their son Joseph has been discussed, they have yet to meet in person since the love child scandal broke.

Did Mildred Patricia Baena, who broke her silence on the love child scandal that led to the dissolution of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's marriage, sell out her former employers - not to mention her son - in her tell-all interview this week?

No way, she says.

"Last summer, I brought Joseph over to the house ... and people in the house started whispering about how much they looked like each other." - Mildred Patricia Baena on her love child with Arnold Schwarzenegger

Among those noticing the resemblance? Maria Shriver.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is standing behind mistress Mildred Baena, and we don't mean that as any sort of euphemism (not that you could blame us).

According to reports, the former Governor of California is still providing financially and emotionally support to the woman who carried his love child.

Arnold Schwarzenegger mistress Mildred "Patty" Baena didn't commit fraud on their love child's birth certificate, she says - she never signed nothin'!

Facing a potential lawsuit from Rogelio Baena, her then-husband who claims he was led to believe he was the father, Patty tells a very different story.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's mistress/baby mama Mildred Patricia Baena is fuming mad at people for selling pictures and stories about her to the tabloids.

Specifically, it's her own family members she's irate with.

Might the wandering penis of Arnold Schwarzenegger land this disgraced politician in major legal trouble?

According to Fox News, Rogelio Baena - the ex-husband of Arnold's baby mama and former housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena - told a Colombian newspaper this week that he plans to sue the former Governor.