The Situation Defends Snooki Pimp-Slap

The Situation Defends Snooki Pimp-Slap

To be fair, THG's headline is a bit misleading here.

The Situation did not rear back and full on smack his fellow cast member Snooki on Jersey Shore. He did, however, refer to himself as the pimp of all pimps. Then, in an agitated state, he administered what he calls a "love tap" to our favorite guidette.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Every Month, We Got a Situation

Jersey Shore Recap: Every Month, We Got a Situation

Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

Posted in: Pauly D
Grenades Cause Blowup Over Situation iPhone App

Grenades Cause Blowup Over Situation iPhone App

The Situation from Jersey Shore makes it a point to dodge grenades. As in ugly chicks. At least he always talks about avoiding them. He still sleeps with a ton of them.

Nevertheless, as a charter member of the Grenade Free Foundation, he made bobbing and weaving around them the premise of his own iPhone application. Yes, really.

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Jersey Shore Recap: She Got Game!

Jersey Shore Recap: She Got Game!

Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

Posted in: Pauly D
Jersey Shore Recap: Cat Fights! Pink Eye! Reloaded!

Jersey Shore Recap: Cat Fights! Pink Eye! Reloaded!

"I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. That's the first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!" - The Situation

What was Mike referring to in one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes from last night? Hooking up with a chick at the club that was probably a dude, of course.

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Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

Jersey Shore Recap: That's a Big Word!

"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

Posted in: Pauly D
Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin' on South Beach Hard

Jersey Shore Recap: Creepin' on South Beach Hard

Creepin': adj. 1. To sneak about unnoticed and in mysterious fashion; typically but not necessarily to convey the message that one is a sexual being. 2. To cheat.

Last night on Jersey Shore, Ronnie continued his sleazy, drunken antics, Angelina sort of made up with peeps and Vinny may have done the unthinkable.

Posted in: Pauly D
Jersey Shore Recap: It's T-Shirt Time!

Jersey Shore Recap: It's T-Shirt Time!

As Jersey Shore goes, Season 2, Episode 2 ("The Hangover") was not among the greatest. How could it be with the primary focus on Sammi and Ronnie?

While Ronnie pretended not to remember what he did the night before, Sammi gave him the cold shoulder ... until she came around for the 293rd time.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Biography

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Mike Sorrentino is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. He seems like a good dude. At least relative to the rest of his moronic... More »
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