Michael Lohan Seeks Control of Lindsay

Michael Lohan Seeks Control of Lindsay

Michael Lohan wants a Britney Spears-style conservatorship in place so that he may control his troubled daughter Lindsay Lohan's entire life going forward.

He already makes everything about him. Why not make it legal! Attorney David Chon and MiLo will file conservatorship papers within the next few days.

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Did Michael Lohan Leak Racy Erin Muller Pics?

Did Michael Lohan leak the racy photos of his ex-fiancee, Erin Muller, that appeared online and she is suing over? He says no, but he also lies a lot, so ...

One can trust the father of Lindsay Lohan about as far as you can throw him. He'll do anything for attention or to gain leverage on people close to him.

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Michael Lohan Moves to L.A. to Help Lindsay

Michael Lohan Moves to L.A. to Help Lindsay

Michael Lohan has moved to Los Angeles to be with his troubled daughter Lindsay. Whether she approves or even knows about this is unlikely, but good for him!

The douchenozzle says he moved from N.Y. to L.A. this week, to be closer to various celebrity news media outlets Lindsay, who's undergoing rehab and therapy.

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan
Kate Major Sues Michael Lohan Over Pics

Kate Major Sues Michael Lohan Over Pics

Kate Major has lawyered up against her ex-fiance Michael Lohan, and we can't say we blame her, given that the dude leaked topless pics of her online.

In a cease and desist letter to Lohan, her attorney writes:

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Michael Lohan and Kate Major: It's Probably Over

Under fire for attacking his fiancee, loser Michael Lohan declared when confronted by cameras yesterday that his engagement to Kate Major is officially dead.

Marrying someone you are legally required to stay at least 100 yards away from and are not allowed to contact even via a third party can be difficult.

Posted in: Celebrity Break-Ups
Michael Lohan to Kate Major: I Will Kill You!

Michael Lohan to Kate Major: I Will Kill You!

Kate Major, Lindsay Lohan's ex-assistant and Michael Lohan's soon-to-be ex-fiancee, says he threatened to kill her, called her a "c**t" and kicked her in the face.

Never a sign of a stable, long-term relationship.

Posted in: Kate Major
Michael Lohan Offers Prison Advice to Lindsay

Michael Lohan Offers Prison Advice to Lindsay

What's a parent for if he can't impart his life's wisdom and comfort his daughter in her time of need? Enter Michael Lohan, perennial Father of the Year candidate.

Mike, who spent three years in prison after being convicted of insider trading, has a little advice for Lindsay Lohan, who must report to jail on July 20 for 90 days.

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Michael Lohan Biography

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.